Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her

mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?''

The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is

the happiest day of her life.'

The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom

wearing black?'

 

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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could,

trying not to be late for Bible class.

As she ran she prayed, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord,

please don't let me be late!'

While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting

her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off,

and started running again!

As she ran she once again began to pray, 'Dear Lord, please don't let me be

late...But please don't shove me either!'

 

 

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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with

them to Jerusalem . A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a

baby-sitter.'

 

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five

and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and

thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat

our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

 

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop

laughing!